Page 10 - NLH Newsletter October 2022
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5 October 2022* Destination: Wyong
The first midweek ride for October was unfortunately forced to be cancelled.
Unless it is bucketing down in the morning, I am a bit loathed to call off rides.
But the weather forecast for not just one day was leading up to a possible
drenching. So the notices were put on Facebook and emails were sent out.
Since it was not actually raining at 09:00am I rode out to Freemans where a
group of four was merrily chatting away. At 09:30 I suggested if the riders
were keen enough we could ride down to the Milk Factory, have a coffee per-
haps and then abort the ride to head home before the ever increasing likeli-
hood of rain arrived. About this time light rain started falling, so we all lost in-
terest and headed off home. And that was the run that could have been.
Ken
This little old lady decides one day that she wants to
join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club
and knocks on the door.
The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard,
who’s covered in tattoos.
“I’d like to join your club,” says the little old lady.
The biker is amused by this and decides to play along,
telling her, “Ok, but you’ve got to meet the require-
ments first. Do you have a bike?”
The little old lady points to a Harley and says, “Yeah,
that’s my bike there.”
The biker is surprised but says, “And do you smoke?”
The little old lady says, “Yeah, I smoke 20 cigarettes a
day, and when I’m shooting pool I’ll smoke a few cigars
too.”
The biker is impressed and says, “And have you ever
been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says, “No, but I’ve been swung
around by the nipples a few times.”
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