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JIMS JOKES

Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle.
He rubs it and instantly, a genie appears.
“I’ll grant you three wishes,” the genie says.
“There’s just one condition. I’m a lawyer’s genie,
so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the
world gets the same thing, only double.”
After thinking a moment, the man says, “For my
first wish, I would like $10
million.”
“Lawyers will get $20 mil-
lion,” the genie reminds
him.
A man called his mother in Floreat, "Mom, how are “What else do you want?”
you?" "Not too good," said the mother. "I've been “I’d love to have a red
very weak. "The son said, "Why are you so Porsche,” he says.
weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 Instantly, the car appears
days. "The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't on the beach.
you eaten in 38 “What’s your last wish?”
days?" The “Well, I’ve always wanted
mother an- to donate a kidney.”
swered,
"Because I didn't
want my mouth
to be filled with
food if you
should call."

Mandurah Retirement Community...
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The
Villages, a Mandurah Adult community.
A man walks over and sits down on the other end
of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a
stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in
prison?"
He looked at her and very
quietly said, "I killed my
wife."
"Oh!" exclaimed the
woman. "So you're
single?!"

They say that during sex you
burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles. Who the hell
runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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