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JIMS JOKES

A grave digger comes home all tired and
exhausted, nearly dragging his hands on the
ground. “What on Earth happened?!” asks his wife.
“We were burying some mother-in-law or other,
and the people applauded so much as we lowered
her into the ground, that we had to do it again and
again, eight times over!”

An American guy, a French
guy, and a Scottish guy go
for a beer. All their beers, by
some coincidence or other,
arrive with a fly in it.
A grandma and a grandpa are The American pushes the
beer away in disgust.
going out for their daily health The French guy fishes out
walk and grandma can’t the fly and drinks the beer.
decide. “I don’t know, Joe, The Scotsman takes the fly
should I wear my bra do you out by the wing and yells at
think?” it, “Spit it out, spit it out now
“Yeah, Sue, you better, it’s ya little hussy!!!”
quite muddy out.”

My wife and I have

Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are been married for quite
a few years and my
back. And frankly, they’re very surprising wife asked me
considering that I only allowed you one glass of recently to get some
wine per week.” pills that would make
The patient shrugs: “Do you really think you are sure I’d be up to some
the only doctor I am going to?” action in the bedroom
again.
I brought home diet pills.
Apparently very much not what she meant.

Keith asks Peter:
"Wow, so many
scars. You must have
had an adventurous My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after
life!" our food.
Peter replies: "No, I
have a cat.

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