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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the
night.

JIMS JOKES After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I

wonder how the girls are getting on".

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the
bed spread-eagled and says "You know what I
The operator asks "How many people are flying want, don't you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole
with you?" bed by the looks of it!"
Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody
plane!"

Paddy, the electrician, got
sacked from the U.S. prison
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. service for not servicing the
Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the electric chair. He said in his
day off. I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" professional opinion it was a
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down death trap!
and shouts "I'M A LIGHT BULB! I'M A
LIGHT BULB!"
Murphy watches in
amazement!
The Foreman shouts Paddy, the Irish
"Paddy you're mad, boyfriend of the
go home" woman whose
So he leaves the site. head was found
Murphy starts packing on Arbroath
his kit up to leave as beach was asked
well. to identify her.
"Where the hell are A detective held
you going?" asks the up the head to
Foreman. which point Paddy
"I can't work in the said "I don't think
friggin' dark!" says that's her, she
Murphy. wasn't that tall!"

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