Page 15 - Sound Rides January 2022

JIMS JOKES * My wife and I went back

to the hotel where we
spent our wedding
night. Only this time I
stayed in the bathroom
and cried.

* She was at the beauty
shop for two
hours. That was only
for the estimate. She
got a mudpack and
looked great for two
days. Then the mud fell
off.

* The Doctor gave a
man six months to
live. The man couldn't
I just got back from a pleasure pay his bill, so the
trip. I took my mother-in-law to doctor gave him another
the airport. six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs.
* I've been in love Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen,
with the same woman for 49 your cheque came
years! If my wife ever finds back." Mrs. Cohen answered,
out, she'll kill me! "So did my arthritis!"

* What are three words a * Doctor: "You'll live to
woman never wants to hear be 60!" Patient: "I am
when she's making 60!" Doctor: "See!
love? "Honey, I'm home!" What did I tell you?"

* Someone stole all my
credit cards, but I won't * Patient: "I have a
be reporting it. The thief ringing in my
spends less than my ears." Doctor: "Don't
wife did. answer it!"

* A drunk was in front of a
judge. The judge says,
"You've been brought here
for drinking." The drunk
* We always hold says "Okay, let's get
hands. If I let go, started."
she shops.

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