Page 15 - Sound Rides June 2022
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JIMS JOKES
What’s the difference
Sign on lawyers door between a book and a
teacher?
You can shut a book up
but you can’t shut a
teacher up.
Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?
Because you know he is actually guilty.
Daughter: “Mom, how
is it to have the worlds
best daughter?
Mom: “I don’t know,
honey, you have to ask
your grandmother!”
My wife of 60 years
told me, “Let’s go
upstairs and make
An American tourist asked his Australian friend love.”
I just sighed and said,
“where in Australia there ISN'T something trying to “Choose one, I can’t do
kill you.” both.”
“School” was his answer.
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