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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood
JIMS JOKES curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes
into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in
there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just
sitting here on the toilet and
every time I try to flush,
something comes up and
squeezes the hell out of my
balls." With that, the bartender
opens the door, looks in and
says... "You idiot!" "You're sitting
on the mop bucket!"
Two Nuns were riding a tandem bike along a back
street in Fremantle. The Nun on the back seat
remarked "I've never come this way before" The
As I get older, I remember all the other nun replied "Must be the cobble stones"
people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide
was not the right choice.
How can you tell if your
husband is dead?
The sex is the same but A wife returning from a fishing trip with her
you get to use the remote. husband was telling her troubles to a neighbour.
"I did everything all wrong again today," she said.
"I talked too loud, I used the wrong bait, I reeled
in too soon, and I caught more fish than he did."
Question: How is life
like toilet paper?
Answer: You’re either
on a roll or taking
s**t from someone.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest?
Alien vs. Predator
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