Page 15 - Sound Rides March 2022

A Statue Of A Naked Woman And A Naked Man
Stand In A Park At Night. Suddenly From Out Of

JIMS JOKES Nowhere, A Magical Genie Arrives And Grants The

Statues Each One Wish To Be Fulfilled. Both The
Female And Male Statues Agree On 15 Minutes As
A Real Man And Woman In The Bushes Behind
Them To “Get Things Done.” The Genie Gives A
Knowing Grin And Grants The Wish. The Man And
Woman Immediately Jump Behind The Bushes And
Screaming Sounds And Laughter Can Be Heard
From Their Activities. 12 Minutes Later They Return
To The Front Of The Bush Again Claiming They Are
Finished. “Well Now,
That Was Kinda Quick!”
The Genie Says. “You
Can Do It A Second Time
For The Remaining 3
Minutes If You Want,”
The Genie Tells Them,
Winking His Eye. Both
Why Did I Get Divorced? The Female And Male
Look At Each Other And
Well, Last Week Was My Birthday. My Wife Didn’t Smile. The Man Says To
Wish Me A Happy Birthday. My Parents Forgot And The Woman, “Okay
So Did My Kids. I Went To Work And Even My Great, But This Time You
Colleagues Didn’t Wish Me A Happy Birthday. As I Get To Hold The Pigeon
Entered My Office, My Secretary Said, “Happy So I Can S**t On Him!”
Birthday, Boss!” I Felt So Special. She Asked Me
Out For Lunch. After Lunch, She Invited Me To Her
Apartment. We Went There And She Said, “Do You
Mind If I Go Into The Bedroom For A Minute?”
“Okay,” I Said. She Came Out 2 Minutes Later With
A Birthday Cake, My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My The World Health
Friends, & My Colleagues All Yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” Organization has announced
While I Was Waiting On The Sofa… Naked. that dogs cannot contract

Covid-19. Dogs previously
held in quarantine can now
be released. To be clear,
WHO let the dogs out.

A Man Is Walking Down The Street,
When He Notices That His Grandfather
Is Sitting On The Porch In A Rocking
Chair, With Nothing On From The Waist
Down. “Grandpa, What Are You Do-
ing?” The Man Exclaims. The Old Man
Looks Off In The Distance And Does
Not Answer His Grandson. “Grandpa,
What Are You Doing Sitting Out Here
With Nothing On Below The Waist?” He
Asks Again. The Old Man Slyly Looks At
Him And Says, “Well, Last Week I Sat
Out Here With No Shirt On, And I Got A
Stiff Neck. This Was Your Grandma’s Idea!”

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