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COFFEE- Coffee is cool since it’s natural like tea. It comes from seeds of plants and fruit or
some shit like that. It got a bunch of caffeine in it that will have you moving like an old school
crackhead so don't get addicted. Coffee is gonna be bitter and nasty at its most natural and
healthy state but that’s why people put a whole bunch of shit in there to make it tasty. Coffee a
big money maker too.

JUICE- Now I know y’all niggas like juice too so let me give you this. The only real juice is
when you put actual fruit and vegetables in a juicer and turn it into liquid that you can drink. All
that other shit y’all buy in the store is a fucking lie, it’s just a bunch of shit they made in a lab
and added sugar. Apple drink be green and shit, nigga you know apple juice is gold. Now as far
as juicing, that's good for a few reasons. Remember your body is mostly liquid, so keep it like
that as much as possible. Juicing will have your organs working nice and easy, instead of your
stomach trying to break down a bunch of food it can be breaking down some nice soft
liquid. Then don't forget whatever you eat or drink comes out your asshole. Y'all know how
small your asshole is right? Don't you want to take a nice smooth shit or you want to force out a
big chunk of barely chewed food through that little asshole? I don’t know, some of you niggas
might like that shit. If you juicing vegetables, drink that shit quick before it loses its nutrients
and store whatever you juice in glass, aluminum, or stainless steel instead of plastic so those
toxins from the plastic bottle won’t leak into your drinks. That includes storing water, tea, and
coffee too.

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