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GREETING CARDS 006-00125 | 036-00113 | 4.75" x 7", 7" x 4.75" | Paper | To make reordering easy, each greeting card design includes a reorder display card for racking. GREETING CARDS - AGE TRASH TALK

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Greeting Card - Deep Greeting Card - Just A Little Greeting Card - Golden Greeting Card - Spring Greeting Card - Supermarket Greeting Card - At Your Age
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Outside: Your parents had sex. Outside: “Golden Years” Outside: Am I getting older... Outside: At your age don't sit
Outside: Take a deep breath... Inside: Just a little something Inside: my ass. Outside: Who needs a Inside: or is the supermarket around knitting...
Inside: deeper, there’s a lot of to think about on your spring chicken... playing great music? Inside: click your "Save Me"
damn candles on that birthday. Inside: when you can have a alert button and see
cake! Happy Birthday! well seasoned bird! how many firefighters
show up!

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Greeting Card - Those Are Greeting Card - Prune Juice Greeting Card - Getting Old Greeting Card - Growing Greeting Card - Buffet Greeting Card - Recycle
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Outside: You know you're Outside: You know you’re getting Outside: Getting older is like Outside: Of course I recycle...
Outside: Sadly, at our age, getting old when... old... Outside: Didn’t you think... going to an all-you-can- Inside: I’ve been using
when someone asks if Inside: getting a little action Inside: when you can laugh, Inside: growing old would eat buffet. the same age for
“those are real”... means your prune cough, sneeze and pee take longer? Inside: What once was hot is years now!
Inside: they’re probably juice is working. all at the same time! cold. What should be
referring to your teeth! hard is limp and the
buns are the biggest
thing on the menu!

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Greeting Card - Golden Years Greeting Card - How Old Greeting Card - That Age Greeting Card - The Old Ladies
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Outside: As you reach your golden years Outside: Wrinkle, wrinkle little star... Outside: You’ve reached that age where Outside: We won’t be the old ladies
please remember that the Inside: I’ll never tell how old you are! your brain went from “You causing trouble in the
following combinations DO NOT probably shouldn’t say that”... nursing home ...
work well together: Inside: to “What the hell, let’s see Inside: we’ll be the old ladies kicked
Inside: Bifocals and a nose ring what happens.” out of the nursing home for
Support hose and a mini skirt causing trouble!
Cellulite and bikinis
Varicose veins and short shorts
A walker and in-line skates
Depends and a thong
Dentures and a pierced tongue
Gall bladder scars and a belly ring
Corn pads and a toe ring
Liver spots and tube tops.
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