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TRASH TALK GREETING CARDS - ALCOHOL / FUN GREETING CARDS 006-00125 | 036-00113 | 4.75" x 7", 7" x 4.75" | Paper | To make reordering easy, each greeting card design includes a reorder display card for racking.

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Greeting Card - Half Empty
Greeting Card - Time Out
Greeting Card - Forecast
Greeting Card - 7 Beers
Outside: Weekend Forecast:
Outside: It's funny how drinking
Outside: Mommy just needs a
Outside: Some say the glass is half
time out…
8 glasses of water a day
empty, some say the glass is
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Inside: mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of
poor decisions and poor judgement half full, I say... Inside: with wine! seems impossible…
with an increasing chance of regret Inside: “Are you going to drink that?” Inside: but 7 beers and 9 shots in
and a hangover for Sunday. Let’s 3 hours is a piece of cake.
get together!

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Greeting Card - Like Water Greeting Card - Bail Money Greeting Card - Brighten Greeting Card - In The Day Greeting Card - Lots Of
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Outside: The good thing about water Outside: The officer said, Outside: Back in the day we
is that you can drink it at “You drinking?” I said, Outside: Life doesn’t come had big hair and Outside: I wish you peace,
work… “You buying?” We just with guarantees... thin asses... love and good
Inside: what's special about vodka is laughed and laughed. Inside: just know that smiling Inside: now we’ve got thin health.
that it looks like water. Inside: Let’s get together soon. will brighten your face, hair and big asses! Inside: Actually, I wish you
Bring bail money. laughter will brighten many bottles of
your day, and good wine, some great
friends will brighten sex and cake. Lots
your life! and lots of cake!
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Outside: Life should not be a journey to the

Outside: I joined a fitness club to start taking grave with the intention of arriving
better care of myself. safely in a well preserved body, but
Inside: I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped rather to skid in sideways, chocolate
up and down and was sweating in one hand, wine in the other, body
profusely for an hour. By the time I thoroughly worn out and screaming...
got my leotard on class was over. Inside: WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!

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Greeting Card - Sometimes It's Greeting Card - Skinny Woman Greeting Card - I'm Not Fat Greeting Card - Lemons Greeting Card - Go Braless Greeting Card - Lunge
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Outside: Sometimes it's just nice to Outside: Inside me lives a skinny Outside: I'm not fat... Outside: When life gives Outside: Go braless... Outside: My favorite exercise
give someone a high five... woman crying to get out... Inside: God gave me airbags you lemons... Inside: it’ll pull the wrinkles is a cross between a
Inside: in the face, with a chair. Inside: but I can usually shut the because I'm precious! Inside: squeeze them in right out of your face! lunge and a crunch...
bitch up with cookies! people’s eyes! You’ll Inside: It's called lunch!
feel better.
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