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GREETING CARDS 006-00125 | 036-00113 | 4.75" x 7", 7" x 4.75" | Paper | To make reordering easy, each greeting card design includes a reorder display card for racking. GREETING CARDS - FUN TRASH TALK

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Greeting Card - Good Luck Greeting Card - Hokey Pokey Greeting Card - Too Short Greeting Card - Stop Fixing
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Outside: We've reached the age where Outside: The man who wrote the “Hokey Outside: Life is too short to be Outside: Damn auto-correct.
our minds say "We can do Pokey” died peacefully in his sleep. serious all of the time.
that" The hardest part for his family was If you can’t laugh at Inside: Please stop fixing my
Inside: but our bodies say… getting him in the coffin... yourself, call me ... curse words for ducks
sake.
"Good luck with that!" Inside: they put his left leg in and the Inside: I’ll laugh at you.
trouble started!

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Greeting Card - Happy Dust Greeting Card - I've Decided Greeting Card - Deleted Greeting Card - Not Get Fat Greeting Card - Always Greeting Card - Peezing
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Outside: Hello, I'm the Outside: I've decided I'll never Outside: By the power vested Outside: Everyone thinks that a }<8)$&!%=haehfF<z Outside: I see you've
happiness fairy. I've get down to my in me... girl's dream is to find Outside: Always carry a knife in mastered peezing...
sprinkled happy dust original weight... Inside: I now pronounce you the perfect guy. your purse... Inside: the art of sneezing
on you. Inside: 8 lbs 6 oz isn't at all blocked and deleted. You Inside: PLEASE... every girl's Inside: in case of cheesecake and peeing at the
Inside: Now, smile damnit! that realistic. may now kiss my ass! dream is to eat and or something. same time!
This shit's expensive. not get fat.

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Greeting Card - Never Too Late Greeting Card - Struggle Greeting Card - State Farm Greeting Card - Giggles
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Outside: It's never too late to be anything Outside: My housekeeping style is best Outside: “Honey, do we have Outside: It’s all shits and giggles...
you want to be! described as... mutual orgasms?” Inside: until someone giggles
Inside: Unless you want to be younger, Inside: "there appears to have been Inside: “No! We have and shits!
in that case you are screwed! a struggle!" State Farm!”

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Greeting Card - Soulmate Greeting Card - Thick And Greeting Card - Bedroom Greeting Card - Prick Greeting Card - Settle This Greeting Card - Tragic
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out there... Outside: We’ve been through thick Outside: Your clothes would Inside: but I know a prick like adults... Inside: if you weren't funny.
Inside: I just know it! and thin together. look nice... when I see one. Inside: in the bedroom... naked.
Inside: You do remember thin, Inside: on my bedroom floor.
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