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You might recall that John Hinckley was a
seriously deranged young man who shot Pres-
ident Reagan in 1981. Hinckley was absolutely
obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and, in
his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to
make himself well known to her, he attempted to
assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be re-
leased as having been rehabilitated. Consequent-
ly, you will appreciate the following letter from had a parrot once and it could talk. However, it could
Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley: I not say ‘I am hungry’ so it died..
To: John Hinckley
From Mrs. Nancy Reagan looked out of my window and saw a group of people
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note I gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike,
to tell you how pleased we are with the great so I frantically rushed over.
strides you are making in your recovery. In our “Out of the way!” I shouted, as I pushed through the
country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, crowd.
we want you to know that we bear no grudge “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed.
against you for shooting Ronnie. “No” I replied, “he has my pizza.”
We are fully aware that mental stress and pain
could have driven you to such an act of desper- lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw
ation. We’re confident that you will soon make a I some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harass-
complete recovery and return to your family to ing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately
join the world again as a healthy and productive went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one
man. does that to a
Best wishes, woman, not on
Nancy Reagan & Family my watch
P.S. Whilst you have been incarcerated, Don-
ald Trump has been banging Jodie Foster like a That is all from
screen door in a tornado. You might want to look FUBAR...
into that. OVER AND
OUT!!!
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