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MUGABE’S CORNER

          Today has been canceled coz I couldn’t
          get out of my bed. These blankets have
          accepted me as one of their own and if I          hen I say girls are       given power to make sure
             leave now, I might lose their trust.   W
                                                            beautiful, I mean
                                                                                      you never ever ever find
                                                            those who hustle          out he’s cheating.
          You’re beautiful until your photoshop 30   for themselves not the tax
             days trial has gone. Just saying….
                                               collectors.                                         ow do you ex-

         Even if you live your life as an open book                                                pect your mum’s
         people will still wonder which pages have         eal virgins start  H  prayers to work
                    secret messages.                       crying the mo-             when she’s praying for

                                               R  ment you lock the                   Zodwa Dube and you
          I spent 20 minutes looking at the orange   door… But these Hiroshi-         changed your name to Slay-
           juice box because the damn thang said
            “concentrate” now I have headache.   ma and Nagasaki war veter-           Wueen DopeDeij….my sis-
                                               ans will just smile and hold           ter the angles are tired of

           Only in America where people order a   it like a toothpick .               looking for you.
          double cheese burger and large fries and
              then diet cook to balance it out.         raffic jam is caused
                                                                                                   hy is it difficult
                                                        by husbands who                            for women to
         So…last night I bought 12 flowers 11 real   T  don’t want go back  W ve abusive re-
         and 1 fake to the girl I recently met. I said                                             lea
         to her, “I will love you until the last flow- home to their wives.           lationships but eat to leave
           er dies.” Well, this morning I found 11                                    brook men?
           missed calls from her and now I’m not
             sure if I want to return her call…
                                                        he Guy that knows

          Which nipple does the red jumper cable        how to cook will                               ost people
          go on again? Asking for a friend. Please   T  never say the pot is           M
                                                                                                       value their ap-
         let me know ASAP. My friend just fainted
              and I don’t know what to do…     too big. Do you understand                              pearance
                                               or I should go deeper?                 more than their Brains, that

           Hey! Do whatever you want and if it’s                                      is why we have so many
          something you’re going to regret in the
                 morning, then sleep late.             f a man truly loves            well dressed Idiots with ze-
                                               I                                      ro manners.
                                                       you, he’ll do every-
                                                       thing in his God-


        36                                                                                     “ኢትዮጵያ ለዘላለም ትኑር ”                                                          ድንቅ   መጽሔት -  ጥር  2013
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