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MICKY ATL.
MICKY ATLANTA

MUGABE’S CORNER
How I feel when you complain
about your boyfriend to me is like
how Yahoo feels when people use it
to search for Google’s homepage.
Just sayin… our man will cheat
Y o woman has ev-
on you with differ-
ent girls but when er left a success-
These women's magazines are so
funny. Chapter one: "You're beauti- you cheat on him with one N ful man, or have
ful and perfect just the way you are!" man he will act like you you heard Bill Gate’s wife
Chapter two: "How to lose 20 killed his mother. quarrelling with gates?
pounds in 10 days."

on’t go after a
D
y brother you are
I got called "pretty" by this one M woman in the
young lady today! Well, actually her 25 years old, but time you should
full statement was "you're pretty an- you keep posting
noying!" But I only focus on positive be after your dreams.
things. “when I grow up…” what
else do you want to grow?

Horns? othing attracts
So I saw a midget carrying out a TV and subdues a
to his car earlier today. I said "Hey,
would you like some help with that N woman more
hen Spiderman
plasma?" He said "*** off asshole, W than *money*.
it's an IPad!" Oh well… flies, he’s a hero
But when my
Granny flies, she’s a witch.
he difference be-
I asked the lady from the collection T
agency out on a date. She turned me Racism will never end. tween Finished &
down, but keeps calling. I told her Complete is a
I'm too old for games. woman, if you get the right
your bills and use condom just in M one you are complete but

y friend this 10

ears Challenge is
Live today like it's your last. But pay
if you get the wrong one
not for everyone
case it isn't. how can you be Ugly you are finished.
Twice!!!

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