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Top 10 Most Famous sisters admitted it had all been a hoax; there was proof” vest. It turns out the vest wasn’t stab-
no murdered peddler, and the spirit proof, which he discovered while trying to prove
Ghosts communications had been faked. Still, the sisters it was, by stabbing himself in the chest with a
had inadvertently founded a religion called kitchen knife. Easton, 22, was rushed to the
Spiritualism, which is still practiced today. The hospital, but didn’t make it. (The coroner ruled
Continued from Page 71 Murdered Peddler is the only fake ghost whose it death by “misadventure.”)
presence started a real religion.
SAY CHEESE
Slimer
The Ghost of Christmas Past In May 2015, Anna Ursu, a “self-obsessed”
Slimer is the grotesque green ghost featured in teenager from Romania, attempted to snap a pic
In Charles Dickens' famous novel "A Christmas the "Ghostbuster" films and cartoons. He's of herself on top of a parked train. While lying
Carol," cold-hearted miser Ebenezer Scrooge green, he's obnoxious, and he can spew slime... on her back, she held her phone above her and
has a change of heart after being visited by what's not to love? In fact, Slimer proved to be lifted one of her legs in the air...not realizing that
several ghosts representing different eras of his so popular with kids that he got a starring role in there were 27,000 volts of electricity hovering
life's Christmases (Past, Present, and Yet to the spin-off series "The Real Ghostbusters." A around the cable. The shock actually caused
Come). reformed evil ghost that joined the Ghostbusters Ursu to burst into flames. She did not survive.
team, Slimer's voracious appetite and guttural
Ghosts are often associated with life lessons and burps make him among the most memorable SCAVENGER HUNT
morality tales, and these spooks are no cartoon ghosts. []
exception. The ghosts aren't wasting time In 2019, brandon and Jennifer Husband were
rattling chains or scaring kids; instead the Ghost riding their motorcycle on a Kansas highway
of Christmas Past rehabilitates Scrooge by STRANGE DEATHS when a large vulture flew out of a ditch and
showing him visions of his past Christmases. struck Brandon in the head. He lost control of
Scrooge comes to appreciate the true meaning of the bike and crashed into a barbed-wire fence.
THE LAST LAUGH
Christmas- no, not holiday commercialism but Neither of them were wearing helmets and
friendship and goodwill. neither survived.
In April 2019, a 60-year-old British comedian
known as Ian Cognito (real name: Paul Barbieri)
The Murdered Peddler A BAD SIGN
arrived at the Atic bar in Bicester to perform his
stand-up routine. Cognito told club owner
One day, in the early 1840s in Hydesville, New In 2009, Mark and Diane Durre of Chambers,
Andrew Bird that he wasn’t feeling well that
York, a young peddler arrived at the home of a Nebraska, drove their Ford pickup truck to a
evening, but he’d do his best. Bird later told
Mr. and Mrs. Bell to sell his housewares. He was Taco Bell on Interstate 80 in order to meet a
reporters that the set got off to a great start, as
invited into the home by the Bells' housekeeper couple to whom they were going to sell a puppy.
Cognito joked about being sick and even about
and in fact stayed for some days. The maid was They parked in the prearranged meeting spot
having a stroke. A few minutes later, he sat
shortly dismissed from service but abruptly under the 75-foot tall Taco Bell sign, but before
down in a chair and stopped talking. Then he
rehired a week later. The peddler was gone, but the meeting could take place, tragedy struck.
collapsed. “Everyone in the crowd, me included,
many of his items were now in use in the Bells' Strong wind gusts - later estimated at around 40
thought he was joking,” said Bird. Not only was
kitchen. The maid thought little of it until she mph - put so much strain on the sign that the
Cognito not joking, he wasn’t breathing. A
began experiencing strange, ghostly pole broke about 15 feet from the ground. The
nurse tran to the stage to try and revive him, but
phenomenon, only to find out from the peddler's large sign came crushing down and landed right
he’d died on the spot.
ghost that he had in fact been murdered in her on Durre’s truck. Amazingly, mark’s only injury
absence. was a broken finger, and the puppy was
BURDEN OF PROOF
unharmed...but Diane wasn’t that lucky. She
At least that was the story told by two sisters took the brunt of the hit and was pronounced
In 2017, Jordan Easton was at a friend’s house in
named Maggie and Katie Fox, who claimed to dead at the scene. []
communicate with the ghost. Years later, the northeastern England, bragging about his “stab-