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egrets come in all shapes and sizes. You can’t ets come in all shapes and sizes. You can’t store had them in stock, and they were so cheap, I
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be in the rat rodding hobby without having at
be in the rat rodding hobby without having at almost bought two (thankfully I didn’t). You know the
Rleast one drawer full of regret in your mental
Rleast one drawer full of regret in your mental one with the top post cleaner on the bottom hiding
toolbox. We’re ambitious to a fault, sometimes, yet
toolbox. We’re ambitious to a fault, sometimes, yet the little wire whisk in the top for cleaning inside the
that’s what keeps us churning out new ways to look
that’s what keeps us churning out new ways to look cable ends. Well, mine lasted almost one full use
at something, new ways to build something, new
at something, new ways to build something, new before the unit self destructed: the top half detached
ways to use something older than old. These regrets itself from the bottom leaving little metal bristles
ways to use something older than old. These regrets
should not paralyze the creativity just inspire it. It at my feet, ripped chunks of tin in my hands, and a
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at my feet, ripped chunks of tin in my hands, and a t my feet, ripped chunks of tin in my hands, and a
should not paralyze the creativity just inspire it. It
can be t battery with one post still needing to cleaned.
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can be tough to fi ght off these feelings of regret,
can be tough to fi ght off these feelings of regret, ough to fi ght off these feelings of regret,
and I assure you…you are not alone.
and I assure you…you are not alone.
The project buyer’s level of remorse can
The project buyer’s level of remorse can A quick look through eBay Motors
be one of the strongest forms of regret. or your local Craigslist car/truck
be one of the strongest forms of regret.
It happens to the best of us—you buy section will yield many examples
It happens to the best of us—you buy
something you shouldn’t have even been
something you shouldn’t have even been of this buyer’s regret.
looking at in the fi rst place. You lug it
looking at in the fi rst place. You lug it
As well as trying to save a buck by shopping in
home on a trailer (or in boxes), and you
home on a trailer (or in boxes), and you As well as trying to save a buck by shopping in
realize you should have passed on it. the aut
the automotive section of the dollar store, I was also omotive section of the dollar store, I was also
the automotive section of the dollar store, I was also
realize you should have passed on it.
Soon you try to fi nd someone else
too cheap to buy a new set of headlight lenses. My
Soon you try to fi nd someone else t too cheap to buy a new set of headlight lenses. My oo cheap to buy a new set of headlight lenses. My
who will feel the same way you did old commuter car had lights of the foggiest yellow
old commuter car had lights of the foggiest yellow
who will f
who will feel the same way you did eel the same way you did
about it, then you try to sell it for as ou try to sell it for as you’ve ever seen; brighter bulbs helped but still not
about it, then you try to sell it for as
about it, then y
enough. The Minnesota salt loves to chew pits into
anything it can get its teeth on, particularly plastic. I
spent more money on those ‘headlight restoration
kits’ than anyone should. Once a year I would fi ght
with those different tubes of liquid polish promising
amazing results and various grits of sandpaper
much of you have into it. I am thankful I haven’t
much of you have into it. I am thankful I haven’t with the best intentions. I think I was using them
bought anything too expensive I really shouldn’t correctly following the directions to the letter, still
have. I think a strong spouse acts as a powerful they never yielded anything more than temporary
deterrent to avoid this (it certainly has worked this slight improvements. What I needed to do was fi nally
way for me). A quick look through eBay Motors or break down and picked up a cheap non-OEM pair
your local Craigslist car/truck section will yield many of lenses online. Sure, they weren›t going to be as
examples of this buyer’s regret. It breaks my heart durable as the originals, nevertheless the salt would
to see a decade-long project with a trunk full of eat them up soon enough.
dusty, new, unopened parts being offered for cheap. If your weakness is picking up projects you know
Tool regret is never a good thing. Nearly you can’t fi nish, tools you know will fail, or bottles of
everything cheap will certainly fail at the worse time liquid miracles with labels you know are too good to
probably causing bodily harm when it goes. Cheap be true, don’t let regrets get you down. They should
screwdrivers strip, cheap box end/open ends bend or be something to learn from, to grow from. Our
break, and a cheap pair of pliers almost always slips yearning to make, do, and build something in new
straight out of the box. I thought there were certain ways will leave debris behind. And, it is in that drawer
tools even the cheapness couldn’t phase. I learned I in my literal toolbox that I keep these things. Yes,
was wrong. Not too long ago I needed a new tool for even what’s left of that battery post cleaner is still
cleaning my top post batteries. I knew my local dollar there. Hey, someday I might need it!
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