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That’s Crazy

Tyrone: "For you being you...a strong black woman who always

tried to help the brothers get ahead and what did we do...kicked you
right in the ass......hahahahahahaha I said ass.....hahahahaha....yet you

never became bitter!"

Giselle: "Yeah whatever Tyrone! You need a breath mint! I don't
know why my car won't start! This is crazy! It did fine coming up
here!"

Then a knock on a window by a man in a baseball cap pulled low

over his eyes. Knock knock knock.

Giselle startled: "WOO SHOOT!" Rolls down the window! "Can

I help you?"

The guy: "Look like you guys need some help. Need a jump?"

Giselle: "Yes, please!"

The young man: "Ok, let me run to the car and get my jumper

cables. After a few minutes, the kid pulls a familiar-looking Mercedes
up to Giselle's car. "Pop your hood ma'am!"

Giselle pops the hood of the car. "I see your problem right here
ma'am. a loose wire up under here that's all!"

Giselle nudges Tyrone: "Why couldn't you see that? We could
have...Tyrone! Tyrone! TYRONE! What do you know the nigga dead

sleep, remind me of an ex-husband I had!"

The young man: "There ya go, ma'am! You are good to go!"

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