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In time o?need,

                                                                    While thro?your pores the dews distil

                                                                    Like amber bead.

                                                                    His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
                                                                    An?cut ye up wi?ready slight,


                                                                    Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
                                                                    Like onie ditch;
                                                                    And then, O what a glorious sight,
                                                                    Warm-reekin, rich."
                                                                               Or in English Translation

                                                                    Nice seeing your honest, chubby face
                                                                    Great chieftain of the sausage race

                                                                    Above them all you take your place,
                                                                    Belly, tripe or links:
                    What  exact ly is a Haggis?                     Well are you worthy of a grace
                                                                    As long as my arm.
        To  begin,  Haggis  is  Scotland's  national  dish.  While
        there are variations in how it is made, and in today's
        world there are even vegetarian options ( which rather      The groaning platter there you fill
        misses the point of the whole affair some would say),
                                                                    Your buttocks like a distant hill
        the basic haggis is a  conncoction made of mutton and
                                                                    Your pin would help to mend a mill
        sheep   offal,  beef  liver,  onions,   oatmeal  and  spices,
        encased in a sheep's stomach  and boiled until ready        In time of need.
        to  serve,  appearing  rather  like  a  giant  sausage.   The   While through your pores the dews distill
        vegetarian    option    includes    a   plastic   casing,   Like amber bead.
        mushrooms,  red  beans,  and  carrots  along  with
        oatmeal, onions and spices.
                                                                    His knife sees rustic -labour sharpen
        For people who'd like to punch up the haggis, there is a
                                                                    And cut you up with practised skill,
        Whiskey  Haggis  Sauce  that  includes  red  currants,
                                                                    Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
        horseradish and a  shot of whiskey to make it  go down
        more easily.                                                Like any ditch;
                                                                    And then, oh what a glorious sight,
        Burns  Suppers,   always  include  a  reading  of  Burns'
        1786 ode ?Address to a Haggis?, a small portion of the      Warm -Steaming, Rich!
        poem which appears here, before cutting into it with a
        long and very sharp knife.

        "Fair fa?your honest, sonsie face,

        Great Chieftain o?the Puddin-race!
        Aboon them a?ye tak your place,

        Painch, tripe, or thairm:
        Weel are ye wordy of agrace
        As lang ?s my arm.

        The groaning trencher there ye fill,
        Your hurdies like a distant hill,
        Yourpinwad help to mend a mill
                                                                       Cutting the haggis, image by iStock HenFaes
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