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Moshe: (They) ask me a lot of questions too, but I answer.

Aunt Leah asks: "Moshe, when will you get dressed
like a human being?"
And I answer: "I will get dressed like a human
being when your son gets dressed like a human

being!" And she answers: "What's the connection?"
Aunt Sarah asks: "When will you get a promotion

at your job? If you don't get a promotion, you will
never get rich!"
And I answer: "And when will your husband get a
promotion at work? You too won't get rich if he

doesn't get promoted!"
Aunt Rivka asks:" Do you remember that next
week I have a birthday? You won't get confused?"

And I answer: "I won't get confused, but maybe
your kids will get confused."
And grandma says: "When will you get married?"

And I answer: "I will get married when all (of your)
grandchildren get married. Why do you only want
to know when I will get married?"

Roni: Do you really say all these
things?! That's terrible…
Moshe: No, I don't [say]. Family is family, and I love my

family… but I say these things only in my heart so I
won't go crazy. And this way, I don’t get upset at
my aunts too much. And they don't get upset with

me, and they can keep asking their annoying
questions every time they meet me.
Roni: Nice idea.

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