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Rise and Shine in the Dogpound
Thanksgiving.” – W.T. Purkiser This guy gets to the Pearly Gates, and
Dogpound ONE LINERS St. Peter says, “Now, wait just a moment,
before I let you in, I need to ask you, have
Thanksgiving... One turkey to another…”I am a bit worried. you ever done anything to put others first,
or defended the weak or innocent, things
The farmer just unfriended me.”
like that?” The man answers, “Why yes, I
I think One turkey to another….”I have a lot of saw this man with a Corvette by the side
friends on Facebook, and they all want me of the road, and he was yelling at his wife,
to come over for dinner.” and threatening her, so I walked up to him
By Walter “JR” Wilson and screamed at him to leave her alone,
ello, and welcome back to going to be out of the office for 4-6 weeks, What did the turkey say to the hunter? and if he didn’t I’d kick his head like this....
the thankful world of the meaning I have to pick up part of his work “Quack..Quack!” and I kicked a huge place on his Corvette’s
HDogpound. As you are awareI load, and depending how much my boss door." St. Peter answers, “Wow, that’s pretty
have been writing furiously to get ahead contributes…I may have to take on more What happens when two turkeys get into good, when did you do that?” The man
of my Master’s demands for the month than my fair share…which is about even a fight? You can bet one of them gets the answers, “Oh, about 4 minutes ago.”
of November. I am in crunch time, since money right now. Despite all of that, I am stuffing knocked out of him.
every week in November I have something still thankful that I have the opportunity to That is all I have for this holiday
going on to make it a short week…one get up every morning and go to work, and Why did the turkey wear stilts? No one weekend. As always, be good, do good,
week I am going to Ohio to watch my I am also very grateful that I am physically wants to eat a flamingo for Thanksgiving. play safe, and always be thankful for
Buckeyes play…another weekend I am able to get around and take care of myself. FUNNIES all things both big and small. HAPPY
attending my oldest daughter’s wedding Many are not that fortunate, and I always THANKSGIVING. JR
then, it is Thanksgiving weekend where remember to give thanks for each day Lawyer: I have some good news and some
I am going to my sister’s for a few days. because there are no guarantees and things bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad
Then depending how things go, I may can change in a blink of an eye. What are news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that
have to go to court because my neighbor’s you thankful for? Take a few minutes and the DNA tests showed that it was your
elevator does not go all the way to the give it some serious thought. blood they found all over the crime scene.
top floor…if you get my drift. That Client: Oh no! I’m ruined! What’s the good
event is followed by our annual physical THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK news? Lawyer: The good news is your
inventory, which we all look forward to cholesterol is down to 130!
with great anticipation…NOT! Then, to “Not what we say about our blessings, but
add icing to the cake, the other buyer is how we use them, is the true measure of
DANIELS, WILLIAMS,

TUCK & RITTER

ATTORNEYS AT LAW

Engaged in the General
Practice of Law, Including:
• Divorce/Family Law • Personal Injury
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Planning • Medical Malpractice
• Real Estate/ • Product Liability
Construction Law • Social Security
• Traffic/D.U.I. Disability
• Bankruptcy • Professional
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• Business & Corporate • Nursing Home
• Collections Litigation

Graham C. Daniels
Travis R. Williams
cheryl s. tuck
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11901 Ironbridge rd.
P.O. box 3570
Chester, Virginia 23831–8481
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