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Rise and Shine in the Dogpound
way of a hurricane landfall. So I took a beach at the Hamptons. I drive a Rolls-
Midday darkness scouting road trip this last weekend… Royce, and my wife drives a Jaguar. My
seeking out a few areas that might not
two boys go to the best private school in
in the Dogpound draw the masses but at the same time the city. We belong to three very swanky
clubs, and every year I manage to spend
afford a near ground-zero view of the
a month in Europe." Psychiatrist: "These
moon hiding the sun, and maybe get
By Walter “JR” Wilson a few good photographs. It will be things are very wonderful, but let’s get
ello and welcome back to Well…la..de…da….aren’t we special! an all-day adventure since we plan to down to your basic problem." Patient: "I
the wonderful world of the LOL Only kidding. Confession time! leave early just in case there are a lot was just getting to it, Doctor. You see, I
HDogpound. I am in a bit of I am also taking Monday off to take a of like-thinking sun chasers [or moon only make $100 a week!"
a rush for this article since my Master closer look at this big national event. chasers depending on how you look at I need to wrap this up so my Master
told me that despite the fact that I had They say another one that sweeps the it]…maybe pack a picnic lunch…throw can get his much deserved time off. [A
already submitted my article for this country like this will not happen again in in some folding chairs…sunscreen…a little brown nosing never hurt anyone…
week…they needed another one post another 17 years…and I am not getting book or two and off we go. Wish me LOL]. As always be good, do good,
haste. And why you may ask?! And any younger…so it makes sense to luck! play safe, and remember we all need a
you may! [Otherwise if you don’t, this grab my safety solar glasses and head little R&R.
is going to be one very short article]. south. My biggest concern is traffic, THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
They want to take time off to go see since, based on newspaper reports…. “Three things cannot be long hidden; the JR
the eclipse that is flying over most of thousands are doing the same thing that sun, the moon, and the truth.”
the continent of the United States on I will be doing…and certain main road
Monday the 21st, and to do that, they arteries could become clogged….similar –Buddha
need to get the next issue done early. to the masses that try to get out of the
BASIC PROBLEM

Patient: "Oh, Dr. Wilson, I have terrible
troubles. I do hope that you can help me.
" Psychiatrist: "Now calm down. Just lie
down on the couch and tell me all about
your troubles." Patient: "Well, Doctor,
I have a duplex penthouse apartment in
New York and a summer house on the

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