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The Wrong Funeral


          “Oh no!” Mrs Carton, an elderly woman cried as

          she watched the news.


          “No! It’s not true!  Ah refuse to believe it!  How

          she  could  be  dead?    Ah  talk  to  her  yesterday!”

          Her best friend, Roberta, has died of scarlet fever.

          She had decided to attend the funeral despite her
          illness.



          She  burst  into  the  church  half  an  hour  late,

          dressed in black.  She took a seat near the back of

          the church.  “Slay-Slay!” she bellowed.  “Roberta!”
          she yelled as glistening tears tumbled down her

          warm brown cheeks.



          She missed the eulogy as a result of tardiness and

          therefore, thought it was Roberta’s funeral.


          The time came for friends and relatives to say a

          few words.  Mrs Carton rose and went toward the

          microphone.







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