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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 310
The Lull Before the Storm
To cull his thoughts and mull over a certain problem, the man paddled his scull to
sea. However, all he could see was an ver present gull (a seagull,) the blue sky, and
the blue sea.
The sea died down, followed by a lull. Now the poor guy was gulled by this to
think that the rest of the day would be dull.
But to his great surprise a storm followed the lull, battering the boat’s hull and
shattering his thick skull.
Story 311
An Incredible Hulk
“John,” said his angry mom, “as big as you are, whenever work is mentioned you
always sulk, or you go out of sight and skulk, waiting ‘til I’m through with the bulk.
For sure – you’re a very
‘INCREDIBLE HULK !’”
Story 312
Judy Culp
Judy drinks water with a gulp She turns logs into
She drinks orange juice, paper pulp
with the pulp &
She wears coats of seal sculp She turns words into
She molds clay into art sculp worthless paper-back pulp
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