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Story 316
Umpteen “Umps”
Bouncers bump Windmills pump
Clompers clump Bruises lump
Trucks dump Ploppers plump
Grouches grump Cannons thrump
Slouchers slump Officials ump
Hikers hump Trumpeters trump &
Problems stump
Story 317
Attila The Hum
Attila the Hun was one of the most vicious men who ever
lived under the sun. His enemies were stunned by the
intricate traps he spun. With just a sword, never a gun,
he fought just for fun.
Being fearful, even his own soldiers would shun “The
Hun.” But when he took Rome he hurt no one – not the
Pope, not a priest, not a single nun – certainly not a married one.
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