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                                                                                                       Story 132
                                              What’s Causing the Stir?


               “Sir, can you tell me what spurs the squirrels to stir?  I’ve never seen

               them so busily whir.  They’re like a blur.  Nor have I heard them so

               noisily chirr.  They jump about the oaks and firs as though their coats

               have thistles and burs.”




               The man replied to her, “Does it not occur to you that you can no longer

               hear a cat purr ?  Don’t you know that there is a high price on fur, even

               the fur of a cur ?  Now answer, what should a squirrel infer seeing your

               coat of rabbit fur?”







                                                                                                       Story 133

                                                       Herbal Tea




               Miss Lee couldn’t curb her yearning for this tea superb, as says the
               blurb.  And because her stomach is easy to disturb, as is her smile to

               perturb, to buy it Herb would travel to the city from miles beyond the

               suburb, somewhere in the exurb.




               But Herb, who grew tired of traveling, now grows the herb between his

               sidewalk and the county curb.















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