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Story 286

Impossible to Rouse

All night long some guys and gals like to browse, then in the morn
they're impossible to rouse.

Not until noon do they put on a shirt or blouse, call their pals, or start

to unhouse.

Idleness they don't actually espouse, but instead of work, they would

much rather carouse.

Story 287

War in the Corps

When Georgie Moore turned

twenty-four he had to go to war.

First,he thought about the Air Corps, but he knew not how to soar.

Next, he thought about the Navy, but he knew not how to oar. So, he settled on the

Marine Corps, to be first on foreign shore, as in the taking of Corregidor.

As cannons started to roar and bullets to pour, Georgie was slow to hit

the floor, and one caught him smack in the posterior. So now he's back

on our home shore knocking on Death's door.