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        Story 157

                                                        Zilch

                                            When the farmer is away

                                            The cat will play

                                                        1
                                            And filch milk
                                            From the farmer's milch cow

                                            Leaving zilch

                                                                 2
                                            For baby in pilch and Momma Sow

        1. To steal   2. An infant’s protective garment worn over a diaper.



        Story 158

                                               Gilded

               The church guild has willed not to rebuild, but to have the church cracks

               filled, and to give the statues a lus•trous gild.



               This will make the bishop thrill, for his           till will  remain filled to the gill!








        Story 159
                                                    The Crooked Ilk


               Gangsters, robbers, and others of this ilk are the ones who dream up

               the schemes in which to bilk – such as, adding water to milk, or selling

               cheap cloth that will pass as silk.














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