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SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE.
A BREAKFAST CEREAL CHAMPION
A SOFT DRINK INGENUE.‖
STEPHANIE
(Continuing imitation of Chris)
―I‘M THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
LITTLE MISS AMERICA
THE KID NEXT DOOR ON CUE.‖
CHRIS
That‘s right.
JUST TURN YOUR DIAL
AND THERE I‘LL BE:
A SMALL, UNKNOWN CELEBRITY
HELPING YOU DISCOVER
THAT NEW COMPANY THAT DISCOVERED ME!
STEPHANIE
SWEET ‗N‘ CHARMING
CUTE ‗N‘ CUDDLY
HAPPY, HEALTHY
HUNGRY, THIRSTY-
Oh, man…
CHRIS
Allow me.
I‘M THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
A BREAKFAST CEREAL CHAMPION
A SOFT DRINK INGENUE.
STEPHANIE & ADAM
(Pretending to look at their watches, in counterpoint with Chris‘ stanza above)
TIC TOC, TIC TOC, TIC TOC, TIC TOC,
TIC TOC, TIC TOC, TIC TOC, TIC.
CHRIS
I‘M THE SIXTY SECOND SUPERSTAR OF MADISON AVENUE
LITTLE MISS AMERICA
THE KID NEXT DOOR ON CUE. (She studies script)
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