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Muppet-Syndrome. For just the price of hanging her
curtains or putting up a shelf you could receive an
*evenings supply of wine or beer. If you would consider
helping an ONA in your area please dial 0800-MUPP-ET
*DISCLAIMER; your opinion of what constitutes "an
evening’s supply" of alcohol may vary from that of the
advertiser.
Thought I was being clever buying up the curtains from
the Park Lane Marriot for about 100th of their true value
but they’re SO high quality they weigh about the same as
a small family car and I haven’t got the strength to put
them up. This is the final result after 2 hours, 3 Tramadol,
several injuries and my best efforts. (I ain’t even
attempted the 2nd curtain. This is the 1st of a pair!)
26 September 2016
All sorts of drawings from rough ideas on
scrap paper, through to finished, pencil
illustrations for sale
27 September 2016
The chemist gave me this question card about drinking
alcohol (don’t know why) One of the questions is: "How
many times have you failed to do what is expected of you
because of alcohol and its effects?" Answer: Never!
Everyone's learned EXACTLY what to "expect" of me
in terms of alcohol and its effects!
29 September 2016
I accidentally left my glue gun on all night and it’s melted
itself to suicide!
