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to me apologizing profusely and said "Would you be
prepared to accept these 2 small bottles of Prosecco by
way of compensation?" Of course my knee jerk reaction
was to say "Yes!" so I came home with two 1/3rd bottles
of Prosecco to go. Bonus!! Looking back I should have
negotiated them up but at least I’ve learnt a good
technique for getting free Prosecco in future which has
got to be a good thing! Ha-ha! A good time had by all
and Prosecco in the fridge for tomorrow.

9 September 2016 —
Jeeesus. I’m trying half dose on these Tramadol now cos
I’m sick of being pretty much asleep or unconscious 90%
of the time. Day or night I seem to be slack jawed and
face down on the bed drifting in n out of consciousness.
It’s not making it any easier to remember Birthday and
turn up for arrangements n stuff so please bear with me
while I go through these technical difficulties. Abnormal
Service will be resumed ASAP. ‘til then, I am STILL
"David After The Dentist"

10 September 2016 —
What kind of pretentious twat buys wellies that need
ironing? Oh Yeh! Me. The worst thing is, my mates are so
used to how mental I am, that when I say "I’ll be out
once I’ve ironed my wellies" they don’t even question it.

14 September 2016 —
I don’t know about Tramadol - I think I want whatever
they gave Hillary Clinton after they dragged her limp,
sack-o-spuds body into a van at the 9/11 ceremony. One
minute she’s a dead weight being physically heaved into a