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they can either only do, nursing or personal care. No one
            seems to be able to do practical tasks but I'm a bit out of
            date  with  it  all  now  so  there  might  be  services  I  don't
            know about.  Also I need really to get my house assessed
            by OT of some sort and find out about all the mobility
            aids  that  might  be  able  to  help  me.  Any  advice  or
            signposting  anyone  please?  Benefit  entitlement,  liaising
            with  companies,  organizations,  paperwork  etc.  They
            didn't do care or home help stuff.

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           5 December 2016 —
           Reeeaaally TESCO's I never even knew there was any such
            thing as a pancake variety of Rocket & Watercress Salad.
            I might have missed it all together had the delivery boy
            not spotted it smooshed to the base of the delivery box
            and  peeled  it  slowly  off  like  a  giant  sticker.  I  actually
            received a little sachet of fabric conditioner that was 10
            times  as  flat  as  the  salad.  I'm  going  to  have  to  use  a
            bicycle pump to inflate it to the "fluffy" salad you claim it
            to be on the packet.

           6 December 2016 —
           Huuuurrrgh F' Fucks sss. I can't cope anymore. I ain’t even
            got  the  physical  capacity  to  put  any  Christmas
            decorations up. Its pants (I mean the situation is pants... I
            haven't got pants for decorations.)

           6 December 2016 —
           A  HELPLINE  for  so  called  "Mansplaining"?!  Oh  I've
            f***ing  heard  it  all  now!  You  so  called  feminist  winge
            bags. Sit your asses down!! All sorts of people offend all
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