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2 December 2016 —
I think I'm loooong overdue totally redesigning my
lifestyle. Sketchy plans at the moment but it'll definitely
involve a tartan blanket and lots of sensible things out of
the Better ware booklet. I might have to hire some staff
and Damien Hurst it this year!

3 December 2016 —
I'm too ill and weak to even put my Christmas tree
up! That's a ball ache. So "here's one I made earlier". I
could have done a different fashion era this year. I was
going to do a Cinderella one. Even could have done a
dress tree for a pub or a club or whatever in keeping with
the proportion of a public venue. It is slightly over the
top in a 2 bed flat. Being creative and too weak n disabled
to even pick up any of the materials and decorations you
have a huge pile of feels rather like being a child with
your hands tied behind your back whilst looking round a
candy shop.

3 December 2016 —
I reckon I ought to film myself struggling with day to day
tasks sometime, so people can see how an ordinary chore
can transform into a gargantuan nightmare battle from
The Crystal Maze when it has to be done by someone
with a chronic disability. I just managed to put a frozen
dinner on. (Yay an achievement)

However, it took me nearly half an hour, I stubbed my toe,
tripped over twice, sprained my wrist, dropped two bags
of frozen veg, (on my foot) got the freezer drawer stuck
half way in n out and it took 3 separate efforts, (which