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February 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 18/02/2010 9:03 AM Page 7 Another Review for Paranormal Cops 7 Bad show bad show, watcha gonna do? Never watch Paranormal Cops again. Toledo Parapsychology Examiner Bobby Nelson A&E does it again, by lowering the bar for paranormal investigating standards. First they gave us Paranormal State which at one time was considered to be the worst show in paravision, only to have it topped by Psychic Kids. Psychic Kids quickly received a pass by the airing of the Extreme Paranormal, which by the way as of January 19th 2010 at 10:29PM still held the ranking of paranormal televisions worst show. I am glad to see that A&E has not broke there trend and I would like to "You can't just walk in and out. You congratulate them on again airing the worst proof, again please keep in mind that these have to have an OK," said Hawkins. show in paravision, Paranormal Cops. people (cops) were trained in criminal Paranormal Cops are a group of criminal investigating. I always admired that about real Laura DeCrescenzo says that at 7 years investigators by day that investigate paranormal police force officials, taking the word of an old, she signed a contract that would give her a claims by night. It follows Founder Sgt. Ron individual with out conducting a thorough lifetime of lessons if she worked her lifetime for Fabiani and his group of buffoons as they set investigation. the church in what is called a "billion year contract." out with the mind set that if they can catch During there amazing evidence review But when she became pregnant at 17, criminals they surely can catch ghosts, I mean there were very concerning unprofessional she said that her bosses pressured her to abort after all they are cops. The first thing I noticed assumptions. For instance they presented dust is Sgt. Fabiani’s cliché trademarked cigar which orbs flowing in the same direction paranormal. the baby. "I never agreed to have an abortion. Did in itself seems to have some type of paranormal There reasoning was the orbs were following I concede? Yes, I did. Does it kill me every day? ability to aport and deport at different times of the same direction, what? Wouldn’t that make the show. Not that I am dogging trademarks, sense on why it’s a draft or air current? Yes, it does," said DeCrescenzo. A spokesman for the church calls them many people on shows have branded Wouldn’t that make sense why it is not themselves with things to be familiarized with. paranormal? Also we saw a spike on an E.M.F. disgruntled employees. "They are frivolous. It's just people We have Bill Birnes from UFO hunters who which was quickly considered evidence of trying to get attention and frankly make money wears his aviators, Paranormal State front man direct communication…Oh I am sorry E.M.F. Ryan Buell with his director logs, Psychic Kids detector, almost forgot the name of essential from the church, using the press to flank litigation," described Tommy Davis, a with their fake psychics and now Sgt. Fabiani equipment. The incredible investigators also with his fat Cubans. picked up a couple of “class B” E.V.P.s and spokesperson for the Church of Scientology. So what’s wrong with smoking a cigar? collectively this evidence was substantial The alleged victims do not attack the Well just out of respect for the client I would enough to mark the case Code 3, which for us church's doctrine, and they say celebrity assume an officer of the law would have better lay people means a definite haunting. members such as John Travolta and Tom Cruise are likely unaware of the church's labor sense then to smoke while conducting an I would like to say thanks again A&E, interview, way to reflect the Chicago police hopefully this show will only last one more practices. The whistleblowers are aligned with the force Sgt. Out of common sense which this episode like the late Extreme Paranormal. I protest group called Anonymous. Friday marks show seriously is lacking, I can think of about a thank God Paranormal State is on next, I need to handful of reasons not to smoke on a see something a little more realistic than this the second anniversary of global demonstrations. paranormal investigations. For instance when garbage.[] trying to obtain “unexplained mists” (no its just The former employees are also fighting cigar smoke) or “phantom smells” I would think Ex-Scientologists to expose in the courts. They describe conditions like a prison camp with 100-hour work weeks at 49 I might be wise to wait till you got home to light alleged abuse up your stogie. cents an hour. "They are telling that the people that Anyway after the client informed Sgt. Fabiani the reason he never called before was by Miriam Hernandez work for them that are employees, that they are because he never heard of them (surprise) they volunteers, that they don't have to be paid, and they are not paying these people," said former proceeded to set up the typical equipment. We HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (KABC) -- Former did get some new terminology for turning the Scientologists are suing the Church of employee Mark Headley. "All of us who work for the church love lights off, not lights out, it isn’t dead time, go Scientology for abuse they allegedly suffered dark? Nope, its now called Black out. Though while working for them. They spoke about the working for the church. We volunteer our time. we did have to suffer once again with a black abuse publically for the first time Friday. It is something we do to dedicate ourselves to our religion," said Davis. and green screen for most of the show I was "I was personally beat up on five relieved we didn’t have to see a thermal separate occasions by the head of Scientology, But the religion did not help Will Fry. "It messed me up," said Fry, a former imaging camera. However we did have to see David Muscavitch," said former Scientology the forensic specialist (which I still am trying to director Jeffrey Hawkins, a member of the church member. The church is urging the public to ignore figure out why their day job rankings has any church for 35 years. dissenters and check the church out for reflection or correlation with the paranormal) Hawkins is a former official of the holding a stick with a ghost meter (a cheap cell Church of Scientology who was their marketing themselves. Meantime, a demonstration at the Hollywood headquarters for Saturday at 3 p.m. sensor E.M.F. Meter) and digital audio recorder whiz then promoted to the top. Now, he and taped to it. other former employees are working just as hard Another well respected trait of a good to expose the church's alleged tactics including Special Thanks to Info-Secte officer is taking a psychics word as absolute assaults, threats and virtual slavery. infosecte@qc.aibn.com
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