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February 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 18/02/2010 9:03 AM Page 9 More UFO Insanity 9 UFO Insanity: Skydivers DEBRA MARKS Mistaken For Invaders DOB: 07/22/1975. From Outer Space! Also Known As: Sister Savannah, Sister Gabrielle, Madam Savanna. Race: White; Sex: Female; Height: 5' 02", By Robert Paul Reyes Weight: 190 pounds. Hair: Black; Eyes: Hazel. In a rainbow of different colored suits, 68 Address Used: 1050E Airline Highway, daredevils plunged from 13,000 feet above Lake LaPlace, Louisiana; 11599 Florida Blvd., Elsinore, Calif., on Nov. 13. After weeks of Baton Rouge, LA. training, they perfected a jaw-dropping Business Name: "Readings By Gabrielle". diamond formation that many called beautiful - Known Associates: Laura Urich (believed to and others found downright terrifying." Buck be Grandmother), Michael Evans. Wolf/AOL News LAURA URICH The skydivers were mistaken for UFO's, people with no clue and no life flooded 911 with DOB: 11/20/1940. reports of an extraterrestrial invasion. Also Known As: Loretta Urich, Sister I can understand if the daredevils were Pocahontas. mistaken for the famous Flying Elvi, but Race: White; Sex: Female; Height: 5' 01", UFO's? Everything in the sky that can't be Weight: 160 pounds. readily identified as a bird or a plane is Hair: Black; Eyes: Brown. described as a UFO. Address Used: Same as above. If the Flying Elvi falls down from the sky in my town, I wouldn't be surprised if The two pictured females were in people called the police. There is nothing more business in LaPlace and Baton Rouge, horrifying than having middle-aged men decked Louisiana as "Readers" and "Palm Readers". out like the Las Vegas-era Elvis Presley falling PSYCHIC READERS Both have been arrested for Fraud Schemes down from the heavens. CHARGED involving the "Big Swindle Scam" that some But for God's sake, if you see anything psychic readers have committed in the past in else in the sky that you can't immediately IN FRAUD SCHEMES this country. identify, don't tie up the freakin' emergency The "big swindle scam" involves the use numbers. of tarot cards to read the unsuspecting victim's Elvis isn't alive, and there are no UFO's problem, then the discovery of a "devil curse" piloted by little green men from Mars. [] on the victim, and then the convincing of the victim that the removal of the curse can only Move to ban Chinese take place if the victim's money is "cleansed, dumped in the ocean (or large body of water), lanterns buried or set on fire (destroyed). The victim is convinced to remove large sums of money from their bank and bring the CHINESE lanterns have been mistaken money to the "reader", who either cleanses it or for distress flares at sea, vilified by farmers and takes it for destruction. After the reader obtains they even sparked a flurry of 'UFO sightings' a large sum of money from the victim, the across Mid Sussex last summer. money is in fact not destroyed and never Now, a European politician wants the returned to the victim. It is an elaborate scam flaming party toys banned. used many times throughout the United States Sharon Bowles, Liberal Democrat and Canada. Member of the European Parliament for the Debra Marks, doing business as Sister South East of England says the wire built sky Gabrielle or Madam Savanna, was arrested on lanterns could cause injury or death to livestock. DEBRA MARKS April 08, 1999 and again on May 12, 1999. D.O.B.: 07/22/1975 Her associate, Laura Urich, also known as Sister Pocahontas, was also arrested on June 17, 1999 along with Debra Marks. Urich is believed to be the grandmother of Debra Marks. Both females were conducting business out of the same location. Both were charged with felony fraud type crimes. All citizens utilizing the services of a "Tarot Card Reader", "Psychic", "Card Reader" or "Palm Reader" is urged to use caution and common sense, as these activities are legal in most states. For further information please contact Lt. Wayne McDaniel Baton Rouge Police Department LAURA URICH Baton Rouge, Louisiana D.O.B.: 11/20/1940 (225) 389-7734