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14 Failed & Forgotten Psychic Predictions
2014 Failed and Forgotten
Psychic Predictions
Another year has come and gone and so we Major world events in 2014: targeting individual cells. (Sort of – though this
have the opportunity to review how the world’s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014 isn’t something unique to 2014 as development
leading psychics fared in their predictions for of this kind of technology began years ago, and
the year 2014. Famous people that died in 2014: it’s not ready for humans)
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/world/obituari • We will lose one of our past Presidents
Before we take a look at some of the es-2014 or First Lady this year after a prolonged illness.
predictions, let us also review the major events (We didn’t)
that – one could argue – should have been Academy Award Winners in 2014 • 2014 will be a very interesting political
predicted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86th_Academy_A year since we’ll have the fall elections coming,
• The rise of ISIS/ISIL as a (well known) wards and I predict we’ll have at least 2-3
terrorist organization congressmen resigning their offices before that
• The Ebola epidemic Nobel Prizes Winners in 2014 time. I see a few more veteran lawmakers’
• Chibok school kidnapping of 276 girls • Chemistry – Eric Betzig, Stefan Hell losing their seats after the elections are over.
by Boko Haram in Nigeria and W. E. Moerner (Does this not seem obvious around election
• Korean ferry MV Sewol capsizing, • Economics – Jean Tirole time?)
killing more than 290 passengers. • Literature – Patrick Modiano • Due to an increase in sexual assaults in
• Ukraine crisis with Russia and the • Peace – Kailash Satyarthi and Malala the military this year, men and women will
annexation of Crimea Yousafzai eventually be segregated once again. (They are
• Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 • Physics – Isamu Akasaki, Hiroshi not)
disappearance Amano and Shuji Nakamura • The Atlantic Ocean along the central
• Malaysia Flight 17 crashing in Ukraine • Physiology or Medicine – John east coast [of the U.S.] will be contaminated due
after being shot down by a missile, killing 298 O’Keefe, May-Britt Moser and Edvard Moser to radiation or pollution that kills aquatic life.
people. Other Notes: All predictions were taken from (Did not happen).
• Israel launching Operation Protective http://worldpsychic.org/ in January 2014 • Russia, China, and U.S. will collaborate
Edge on the Palestinian Gaza Strip, where 2,100 So without further ado, here’s what the world’s on an asteroid shield/tracking program due to a
Palestinians and 71 Israelis were killed. self-proclaimed leading psychics predicted for potential hazard coming by December. (Did not
• The United States and partners the year 2014… happen, and no threat in December)
launching airstrikes against ISIS/ISIL in Syria. • I see a tragic full-blown horrific civil
• A massive drop in the price of oil LaMont Hamilton war breaking out in Sudan by April, drawing the
• Rosetta spacecrafts’ Philae probe U.S military into the conflict. (I see what he’s
successfully landing on Comet 67P LaMont “Monte” Hamilton is an ordained trying to do here – pick a country in the Middle
• FIFA World Cup won by Germany minister, Reiki Master healing practitioner, East and hope for the best. Turns out it was
• The Ice Bucket Challenge (no one registered hypnotherapist, and holds multiple Syria and Iraq.)
predicted it’s virality and social impact) degrees in business, psychology, and education, • Due to the advancement of new nano-
• The deaths of celebrities like Philip and has worked in the paranormal field full time chemicals, future cars will not need to be
Seymour Hoffman, Maya Anjelou, and Robin for over 25 years. washed as much or need windshield wipers to
Williams (see notes on Psychic Nikki below for repel dirt or water. (Did not happen in 2014)
further comments) Here’s what he saw for 2014: • Programmers will discover a simple
• An electrical fire is seen in the new computer code or app that will end almost all
The psychic that one day “predicts” a NSA(National Security Agency) collection future online computer viruses. (Ridiculous,
catastrophic event and saves lives will be center in Utah that will be linked to sabotage. and did not happen. And I predict, will NEVER
remembered as a hero. Until then, the best we (Did not happen) happen.)
can hope for are vague and general references to • A discovery that diseases can be • Significant positive views about women
things that may or may not happen. transmitted or transferred by pure thought from will create a rise in global political and
one location to another will be found. (Did not economic power for them this year, and another
Keep these things in mind when you happen) top 5 auto manufacturer will have a female CEO
review… • Scientist will discover and prove that we before the year is out. (There was a female
• Was the psychic making an obvious live in an identical twin universe that’s the CEO announced for GM BUT IN 2013!. This
claim? (Example: “There will be continued mirror opposite of ours. (Did not happen, doesn’t count as a prediction for 2014. Nice try,
unrest in the Middle East”) though it would have been cool if it did) Lamont.)
• Were they predicting something that is • Nobel Prize in Chemistry will go to:
untestable? (Example: “The world will be Alivisatos, Seeman, and Mirkin for their work (Continued on Page 15)
calmer place as people discover their inner on DNA. (Here’s who actually won: Eric
spirit.” Betzig, Stefan Hell and W. E. Moerner) The ‘X’ Zone Radio Show
• Are they predicting something that is • Nanotechnology that uses the unique www.xzoneradiotv.com
already known? (Example: “There will be a properties of DNA to treat the human body
merger between company X and Y in the new
year.” … but you can find articles that already
state a merger is imminent.
• Is the psychic taking a shotgun approach
to their guesses? (Example: “Famous actor X
needs to be careful.” Note that famous actor X
is in a list with over 100 other famous actors,
and he’s also old…) Did the psychic simply
make many, many predictions, in the hopes that
you will “remember the hits and forget the
misses”?
• Note how, in the case where the psychic
is very specific, are they simply right or wrong?
(Example: “Brazil will win the World Cup of
Soccer.”)