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CHARACTERS:—
            G. Miles:            The mad piper.
            J. Barlow :          Slim along with Barlow.
            M. Collins :         He'll go far (with the girls).
            P. Wieland :         Class mascot.
            C. Breakwill :       “How do you like my beard?" You mean that fungus
                                 on your chin is a beard?
            J. Sutton :          “No. John, no nursery rhymes".
            N. Oliphant :        Sleepy Joe.
            J. Christie :        How about growing a pet beard?
            Big Boy (A. Smith):   Get with the strength — join Andy.
            Chief Stirrer (B. Porch):   “Eating in class again. Porch?"
            Stirrer (1st Class)   “I'm not under the affluence of incahol although some
                                 thinkle peop I am".
               M. Walder:
            Stirrer (3rd Class)   As the initials suggest. “When only the best will do"
                                 (Benson and Hedges).
               B. Herson :
            Big Boss (J. Bos):   The class’s BLONDE SURFIE BOY.
            Lest We Forget:      Special mention must go to G. Boyle, C. Betts and
                                 P. Cockram, who were wise in giving up before they
                                 made fools of themselves.
            And now here's the able 1OBlers who didn't have anything to sav for them
               selves: Ci. BISHOP. G. BUNN. P. C ONNELL. N. DOLCI. D. EARLEY.
               C GILLIES. W. GORDON. D. HAMER. M. HILLARD. K. KELLY,
               B. LEE. D. KNOWLES. R. LUDWIGSEN. N. RAY. I. THOMPSON and
               C. TIBBETTS.
                We would just like to finish off by saying thank you to the teachers for
            their marvellous efforts throughout the year. We would also like to wish our
            fellow students the best of luck in their forthcoming Junior and Senior
            Examinations.


            FORM 10B2
            FORM TEACHER : Mr. Niebling, later Mr. Toohey
            FORM CAPTAIN: Greg Cain
            FORM VICE-CAPTAIN: Ken Elmy.
            CLASS MOTTO: “Dumbness is our Fame:
                                    Eating is our Game".
            Mr. Finn (Science): “Let me tell you about the birds and the bees".
            Mr. Miles (Citizenship): ‘Boys! . . . please stop eating!"
            Mr. O'Brien (English): “Take your book and get out!"
            Mr. Liehr (? Music ? ? ): “Roll over. Beethoven".
            Mr. Clegg (Woodwork): "My Stanley plane fell through the bench, by the way".
            WHAT ARE THEY LIKE ?
            Gray Cross: Green ball in the side pocket (Snooker).
            Neil Cumner: He's in love . . . with a goldfish.
            Joe Penna : Don't talk to him. he’s punch-drunk.
            John Rafter: "Let's go to my place, baby".
            Roger Jeffcoat: Six feet, and every bit beauty.
            Greg Cain (alias Toad): “We toads willl conquer the world".
            THEIR PET LOVES
            Ken Elmy : Veisha Chicks.
            Allan Arthus : Trotters and girls.
            Chris Johns : Beards (preferably red).
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