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Inelis Garda-Pena

December 6,1986

First and foremost, I must acknowledge my lovely members of the U.H.
(and in no particular order): Karina, Francesca, Cynthia, Noor, Gaby,
Jen Lee, Isabelle, and Nalisa. For the sake of memory, and just because
'it's funny, the following are all the surnames I can remember for each
of my Santa Rosa associates...Karina: Ray Ray... Culasia... Boriqua
Bunda... Koretta... Crazy Legs... Potato (we never called you that,
but you called everyone else that... I'll never be able to see a potato
and not think of you),, Francesca: Ciciana... Freschetta... Fransean/
john/chon,.. Franalamadingdong... Bundatalig.*-. Queen Pjdjurj,s.
ChestyChesca,. Redneck Woman... Bobby Jane Thornton... Cynthia:
Holy W ., Sinday., Synthesizer... Cynathia... Bynthia [evil since the 7th
grade)....Noor: Sharmuta P... Noorie... Camel... Manoor., Gaby: Puerto
Rican P,. .G obo,. Soccer Cult Member,.. Anime Anomaly.. Jen Lee:
Sole S... Jenleeeeeeeh... Asian W. Twin #2... the Mean One (loveya
jenl.Hahha)...Isabelle: Chermaicanrican Chula.,,Izzard... IZzy,, Siz|ies..,
Sizzlebeli... Asian W. Twin #1... Merriwether,, Nalisa: Nerfie... Nerfer...
Muffee... Garbage Haiti... Nali... Nutella... Candy Legs,., Noassatall...
Nadeeeeen.. .SANTA ROSALIA WE PRAISE YOU... The 5 Sacred U.H.
Goals,..Naughty baby did a no-no... I'm not toxic,... El Kariton... I can't
wait till I have a husband so he can buy me things (Cesca)... the Goofy
laugh... (shain't... auntjemima... a/ucarquemada... alcoholicism...
dale un martillazol, , la vakera... dejame arrollarte... ella le gusta que le
endurezen las gomas... dame como banshee robado... mete|e UUUUSB
(Iny),.. precious pleasures big weekend... Nalisa, you shouldn't make
fun of the mentally challenged (Izzy) only retards defend other retards
(Nalisa)... R IS FOR LOSER! (Noor) No, R is for retard (Gaby).., iiiini ni
hi h 3 , la parada 1,5,., I want my gerbil mix, gerbil mix, gerbil mix:...
boyfriends are accessories (Cesca) well mine wants to be the whole
outfit (Nalisa),. INEEEEEUS, queis?.,, honey no me honey... he's not a
backpack he's a baby (Karij,. I wasn't sleeping, I was thinking— because
that's how it usually starts (Sinday).,Jl'M NOT INSANE! Okay, I'll accept
that I'm "insane J I don't like having to "talk about problems" n stuff like
that (Jenleeh)... wait I remember but I forgot, my brajn turns off by 10
(Sinday)., supposedly chariey Is gonna hit tomorrow (the hurricane,
not some random dude) although I wouldn't mind a Charley hitting my
house, especially if he was hot (Gaby)... Stereophase.... a mi me gusta ell
aceite!,, 2am roosterfights,. mine’s been disabled. , here, have mine,,
the V. victories!,, pelo-espray... How To Make Children According to God (Izzy),, an
American on average eats 18 acres o f pizza a day (Sinday) pizzas grow on acres? (Iny),.
how would you like your burger cooked? (waiter) Yes, please (Sinday),. let them eat cake!
(Iny) says who, my stomach? (Sinday)., If you're gonna look dumb, you might as well look
good dumb. (Sinday). , I can't believe it's midterms week already, |t seems like the semester
is only half over. „ wpo, that was mad funny (Sinday) yea, I forgot what we were laughing
about (Iny)., I had a headache yesterday, and I think it was from under-thinking (Sinday),.
When I think, I can't do things right, that's why dapping is so hard for me (Sinday) ,JBm
always up for covers (Sinday),. magnets, don't say "what in the world" just accept the
spontaneity (Sinday),. he doesn't think like I do (Sinday) no, he's worse (Iny) well at least
you're not that,bad (Kari],, Aaaaaw, that's so sad. Elephants are the only animals that can't:
jump (Sinday)., I'm so stupid! (Smacks forehead) sometimes it hurts (Sinday),. i didnt ask
yet, hold on; f am speed impaired (Izzy)... He said he was: really close by.
Geez, how close is really? (Noor),. Too bad hockey's a sport
you can't play without your shirt (Kari),. thejeryboiard (Kart),,,
You can’t sell out! (Sinday) But I haven't sold in yet! (Izzy) ... you
are evil to the extreme Cynthia, keep up the good work (Izzy)...
those two are like opposite polarsi (Kari);,, EDD (Easily Distracted
Disorder),, hurdle it; okay or just open the gate., do you want
to go to mcdonald's., ascetic, not aesthetic,. flaming cup of
te a ,. there'sarapist, someonecomedrinkwaterwithme... fountain
of youth. ..KORETTA I need my sourcreeeeeeeeeam! (Nalisa),* I
don't wanna be that busy while I'm feeling that good (Iny)...
"I think I'll go anti-love. Honestly, who needs it? Butterflies in the
stomach and hearts skipping beats., that can't be healthy." -
Unknown

Inelis Garcia-Pena