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Design a pedal toilet where, by default, the toilet seat is
                       down. When a male intended to use the toilet from a
                       standing position, they would simply step on a pedal
                       (much like the ones found on a pedal bin) which would
                       lift the seat and smoothly return it to the closed
                       position when the foot was removed.

237ZakMcflimby
                                22 June 2001
Editor’s note: Develop software that creates unique cartoon monsters

        The Internet as a
         fantasy parallel
     universe? All those
      perennially single
  men that used to play
   Dungeons & Dragons
  in the ’80s could have

238toldusthatagesago.
from the properties of web pages. Code would be written
to interpret elements of a page’s design; the primary
colours employed, fonts, images and so on, into
physical attributes of a character or monster. Each
monster would not only look different but would also be
imbued with particular strengths or weaknesses. Users
could then have their monsters battle each other
(Amazon monster v. MSN monster). Site owners would
be able to reverse-engineer the code through trial and

error in order to design web pages that generate

powerful monsters.

Chris O’Brien
23 June 2001
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