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Editor’s note:
Doubtless the
inhalation of burning
phosphorescent
chemicals would be
mildly more
poisonous than the
cigarettes
277themselves.
Launch a brand of glow-in-the-dark cigarettes. Called
‘Illuminettes’, the cigarettes would be sold at clubs and
concerts as a novelty night-time accessory and would
look most striking when waved in the air by dancers.
Justin Cooke
17 August 2001
Editor’s note:
The Alex Wilson-Smith
Top Five:
1. Police Patrolled
Beauty Spots
2. Cuddly Mountains
3. International
Trumps
4. Miniaturised Meals
2785.GasLocks
Design a range of headphones shaped like real ears,
which could be worn over the user’s own. Popular designs
might include ears shaped like those permanently
sported by Spock, Prince Charles or Dumbo the Elephant.
Alex Wilson-Smith
18 August 2001
