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Open a restaurant for diners on Slimfast and other Editor’s note:
recognised diets.The menu would consist purely of Slimfast Charles Cohen was
milkshakes and other meals recommended by diet plans. quick to demonstrate
The restaurant would provide a pleasant sociable ambiance how this concept had
for people who would otherwise be sitting at home or behinddated: ‘This idea was
a desk. Staff would serve customers in the usual generous clearly pre-Atkins. The
problem now is that
295fashion but could also enforce diners’ individual quotas if putting a group of
Atkins dieters in the
same confined space
they were asked to do so in advance. is almost certain to
Chas Bayfield result in bloodshed as
25 September 2001 the crazed fools take
chunks out of each
other, driven mad by
their carbohydrate
deprivation.’
Design a breast-enlarging knitwear range for women.
The jumpers and cardigans would be closely knit with
double or triple stitching subtly introduced to the bust.
Charles Addison
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