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Editor’s note:
  Although the idea of

          sponsoring a
     cockroach or a rat

         may not be as
instantly appealing as

  contributing towards
       the welfare of a

     dolphin or tiger, it

33wouldofferinteresting
                          Establish a company called Rentoliv that would
                          humanely capture and relocate pests rather than
                          exterminate them. The company could offer adoption or
                          sponsorship packages similar to initiatives undertaken
                          by London Zoo and others.

                          Rupert Kaye
                          22 September 2000

possibilities for those

wishing to give a

suitable parting gift to

a lecherous boss, a

squalid housemate or

an unfaithful lover.

                   Launch a web-based news service that would present
                   the full history of current news stories. Most regular
                   news broadcasts assume their audience has a
                   knowledge of events leading up to the most recent
                   developments but this is often not the case. The
                   website would cover the origins of disputes in, for

34example, Northern Ireland or the Middle East on an
                          international level, as well as offering background to

                          specialised national or local stories.

                          Chas Bayfield
                          23 September 2000
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