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12 	KEPING	 RETAIL	 REAL

You	 might	 think	 someone	 writing	 over	 two	 centuries	 ago	 wouldn’t	 have
a	 handle	 on	 ‘retail	 therapy’	 and	 its	 problems.	 But	 Franklin	 did.
Consider	 this:	 ‘buy	 what	 thou	 hast	 no	 need	 of,	 and	 ere	 long	 thou	 shalt
sell	 thy	 necessaries.’

   DEFINING	 IDEA…
   Money	 is	 better	 than	 poverty,	 if	 only	 for	 financial	 reasons.
   ~	 WOODY	 ALLEN

We	 have	 all	 done	 it.	 It	 might	 be	 the	 latest,	 shiniest	 i-Thingy,	 a	 company	 car
which	 is	 this	 year’s	 model	 or,	 in	 extreme	 cases,	 even	 that	 small	 but
irritating	 rival	 companyyou’ve	 always	 hankered	 after	 buying	 out.	 In	 each
case	 the	 whole	 purchase	 experience	 runs	 like	 a	 roller	 coaster	 from
anticipatory	 nerves	 to	 orgasmic	 retail	 delight	 to	 post-retail	 therapy
discussion.	 From	 there	 the	 excitement	 gradually	 slips	 away	 to	 the	 point
where	 the	 i-Thingy	 sits	 forgotten	 in	 the	 back	 of	 the	 cupboard	 while	 you’re
going	 over	 the	 credit	 card	 bills	 with	 a	 growing	 sense	 of	 disbelief.

Retail	 therapy,	 like	 comfort	 eating	 and	 chocoholism,	 seems	 to	 work	 on	 a
basis	 of	 binge	 and	 bust	 whereby	 once	 we’re	 in	 the	 ‘zone’	 we	 actually	 look
around	 for	 more	 things	 to	 buy.	 We	 genuinely	 convince	 ourselves	 that	 the
new	 sound	 system	 just	 isn’t	 complete	 without	 a	 professional-quality	 mixing
deck	 even	 though	 all	 we’re	 going	 to	 use	 it	 for	 is	 listening	 to	 the	 Corrs
while	 cooking.	 Think	 about	 how	 many	 people	 you	 know	 who	 own	 a	 top	 of
the	 range	 shiny	 Scandiwegian	 fridge	 which	 opens	 to	 reveal	 a	 curling
sandwich,	 a	 dead	 tomato	 and	 some	 curdling	 milk.	 As	 for	 buying	 new	 cars,
there	 is	 no	 end	 to	 which	 we	 can	 be	 upsold	 to	 a	 better	 model	 with	 extras	 we
will	 only	 ever	 use	 to	 demonstrate	 to	 our	 friends	 exactly	 how	 fab	 the	 vehicle
is.	 All	 of	 which	 would	 be	 just	 fine,	 bog-standard	 human	 frippery	 if	 it
wasn’t	 for	 the	 annoying	 detail	 that	 this	 kind	 of	 cerebellum-numbing
consumerism	 comes	 at	 a	 cost.	 Often	 it’s	 a	 cost	 which	 is	 quietly	 topped	 up
by	 credit	 card	 rates,	 which	 finally	 leads	 to	 insidious—and	 ultimately
horrendous—debt	 problems.
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