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DeCordova Bend Estates LIFE 00 24 MAY / JUNE 2020

just for laughs

Corny Dad Jokes

l It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
l Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
l Can February March? No, but April May!
l How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
l Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
l What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
l Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants."
l I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
l Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
l When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
l I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
l What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
l I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
l Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
l What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
l What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
l How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.
l I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!
l How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
l What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1.
l What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.