Page 10 - June Hernando 2020 Senior Voice

10 • JUNE 2020 - Senior Voice of Hernando County
SHERIFF’S OFFICE BLOTTER
HERNANDO COUNTY

A collection of dumb moves by boneheads in Hernando County last month

M ay 4 dial into when seeking lost an unrelated charge in Pasco
May 4
phones?? Anyway, when the County and that the car had
While a man was attending a authorities caught up with been towed. The next time An unknown man entered

party, someone stole his wal- the suspect, she was dumb the car seller finds a buyer, a couple’s home without
let. Later in the evening, the enough to be wearing the he should accept cash only— permission and stated that

same man was reported to victim’s bracelet. She’s now then eyeball the bills to en- he was looking for his dog.
be involved in a fight at the sporting handcuffs… sure they’re not counterfeit. Then he proceeded to bat-
same party. After the fight, ter both of them and, then
May 8
this shlub was attacked by M ay 8 slammed a door on the wom-
two other men, one of whom An unknown person cut a Deputies responded to a local an’s finger as he was leav-
used a bat to batter him. hole through a victim’s trail- supermarket in reference to ing. Another victim of this

When deputies arrived, they er wall and stole a flashlight, someone on the roof hurling hot-headed nut called law
located the suspect involved a bicycle, a chainsaw and a items at people and ceram- enforcement soon after re-
in the first fight and arrested reciprocating saw. The vic- ic tiles at a vehicle. He was porting that a man matching

him after finding the robbed tim reciprocated by calling located a short time later and the description tried to enter
man’s wallet in his pocket law enforcement. You know arrested. Hopefully, a judge his home. Deputies found

along with drugs. Authorities when someone is hard up with hurl the book at him… the culprit wandering down
are still seeking the other when they have to steal a a residential street nearby.
May 16
culprit. As for the man who flashlight! M a y 16 When questioned, this jerk

was robbed and beaten with When a restaurant delivery couldn’t explain his actions.
a baseball bat, the party was woman arrived at the cus- What about the dang dog??

not a hit. A man reported that someone tomer’s house, she was met
looking to start up his own by two men who grabbed the
business cut through a lock food order and ran, thus giv- A woman called law en-
When authorities were con- to gain entry into a shipping ing new meaning to “take- forcement when she heard

ducting a traffic stop, the locker that contained land- out”… someone was trying to break
driver leapt out of the vehicle scaping equipment. The thief May 18 into her house. When the
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and ran off. However, he was used the five finger discount lunatic got inside, the woman
located by a K-9 unit hiding method of building inventory A man reported that play- recognized him as a former
behind a shed and arrested. It in securing four weed eaters, ground equipment was sto- co-worker. When the wom-

was a dog day for this bot- an auger, three drill bits for len from his property in a an’s father tried to remove
tom feeder. No judge is not the auger, and a partridge in U-Haul truck. Before calling the intruder, he was battered

going to throw him a bone. a pear tree. authorities, he conducted his by the creep. The woman
own investigation and ac- told deputies that the intruder
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tually located the truck and wanted to be in a relation-
A woman reported two cell A man sold his car to another equipment in the Webster ship with her, but she wasn’t
phones and a bracelet were man for $800. The buyer pre- area. However, by the time interested. This was the sec-
stolen from her bedroom. sented him with a check for officials of the Sumter Coun- ond time he had barged into
She named a woman she sus- $1,200, and the owner gave ty Sheriff’s Office got around her home. When deputies
pected took her stuff. Then him $400 in cash in return. to investigating, the stolen arrived, the idiot’s car was

she did some investigating of Two days later, the buyer equipment was nowhere to still parked in the driveway,
her own and discovered her cancelled the check. Depu- be found. When the owner so this love sick loser was
broken phones at the bottom ties were unable to nab the located his stuff, he should quickly arrested.

of a nearby sewer drain. Isn’t buyer, but did learn that he have “stolen” it back instead
that the first place we’d all had recently been arrested on of waiting around for the law.