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Buddy Hackett
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
Caroline Rhea
“My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine.”
Casey Stengel
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
Dave Barry
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”
Edward Abbey
“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”
Emo Philips
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”
George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
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