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                       A Late Bar Mitzvah

“As I reach the age of thirteen, I want to thank my dear parents for
bringing me thus far.”
“Say, isn’t he a little old for a Bar Mitzvah?” – “(They) wanted to
celebrate it at the age of thirteen, but didn’t want to break the savings
account ahead of time, do you know what a fine you pay for that?” – “To
bad they didn’t hear of Migdal Investment Provident.”
“Migdal?” – “Migdal, they wouldn’t have paid a fine.”
“And in conclusion, I want to thank my company commander Yaki for
giving me an ‘after’ in honor of my Bar Mitzvah. ‘Till when November
sixteen?”
Why postpone life until the money’s free? Meet Migdal Investment
Provident, the provident fund that allows you to withdraw (your) money
anytime you want with no fines, even for a savings account. Good to have
Migdal behind you.

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