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AAA assured us that someone would come to help ASAP.     punishments−anything that might help the poor parent who
     ASAP turned out to be over an hour. In the freezing wind,   is dreading a family trip with a teenager. Together, we may
     it took the poor mechanic another hour to get the lug nuts   save a parent’s sanity!
     off and change the tire. We huddled inside, snacked, and
     tried to stay warm without running the heater too much.   So, until next time, keep traveling with
     The teenage grumbling grew louder. Once the mechanic     your teens!
     finished, my husband cranked the cold engine, and we
     drove the few hundred feet to the dump station.

     The guys performed the gross dumping task as the
     temperature dropped into the single digits and flurries
     swirled around them. They climbed back into the rig eager
     to warm up, return to our space, and enjoy a hot dinner.       San Diego....
     So naïve. When my husband turned the key, nothing
     happened. Absolutely nothing. No engine, no lights, no
     heater, no generator, no microwave. Everything was dead.
     We were stranded at the dump station, which now felt as
     cold, dark, and isolated as the Moon.

     When the same mechanic came to rescue us again an hour
     later, our teens were mortified. We would probably never
     see this man again in our lives, but that fact didn’t lessen
     their embarrassment. I must admit he did seem to find a
     morbid humor in our predicament, and I can only imagine
     the tales he later told about the dimwit RV folks stuck
     beside the dump hole. By the time the mechanic performed
     his magic, we were all cold and starved, to say nothing of
     grumpy. We carefully drove a few snowy blocks to a fast-
     food restaurant where we ate dinner inside the RV with the
     engine running for fear we might otherwise spend the night
     stranded in the parking lot. Calling AAA a third time in one
     night was not an option.                                                                                           San Diego  Woman

                                               When we left
                                               Mammoth,
                                               everyone                                                               29
                                               was eager to
                                               get back to
                                               civilization.
                                               The drive
                                               down the
    mountain was as harrowing as the trip up. Our daughter
    popped her Dramamine and drifted off to Never Never
    Land. Our son’s ATTITUDE and caustic comments were
    enough to set his parents’ teeth on edge.

    Our teens never forgave or forgot the misadventures of that
    trip. Every subsequent RV trip was an adventure, but that
    one was the worst. In defense of the RV, the problems were
    always “operator error.” Those pesky owner manuals just              California Tower -
    never got read. But, we are no longer naïve. The RV is for
    sale.                                                                Museum of Man at

    Yes, our family has traveled extensively, but we haven’t             Balboa Park
    done it all. That is why I need your help. I would love to
    hear from you, at the above e-mail address, about your
    travel experiences with your teens. Tell me about your best
    trip and your worst, but especially explain why the trips
    turned out that way. Tell me your ideas, gimmicks, threats,
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