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Seguing to the economy, “I’m, like, a great economist, maybe of all time. Before the China Virus, we had the greatest economy and employment ever — The Blacks, The Latins, The Asiatics, The Whites, The Browns, The Suntanned, The Ladies, just wait until you see third- quarter numbers. Numbers like you wouldn’t believe, like seven and nine and three and twelve. You better vote for Trump because they will only get better.”
Trump wrapped up his 90-minute diatribe by doubling down on suburban women, “The fake news media keep saying that suburban women don’t like me because they...I don’t sound nice. But I think I’m nice, I want to be nice. I want to help people. But no, you had a regulation that will destroy... I’ve been watching it for a long time. They want to build low-income housing projects right next to your house. Would you like a low-income housing project next to your beautiful suburban, ranch-style house? We are one movement, one people, one family, and one glorious nation under God, and together with the incredible (garbled) suburban women of Michigan, we will make (garbled) America great and powerful again.”
“Thank you, Michigan. Stand proud and stand by.”
This story could not be any worse and is unlikely to be updated.