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OCTOBER 20, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
Today, president Trump will hold a rally at the Erie (PA) International Airport. All roads to and from the airport will be closed to motorized traffic at noon, and there will be no airport parking at any time during the day. That means attendees will be required to walk five miles from the nearest parking facility or ride their bicycles.
The gates to the event will open at 4pm and the rally will begin at 7pm. Attendees should make note of prohibited and allowed items:
Prohibited Items
• Hand sanitizer • Masks
• Gloves
• Umbrellas
• Toasters
• Tripods
• The New York Times and The Washington Post • Wine and cocktails
• Biden-Harris supporters
• Binoculars
• Backpacks and roller bags
• Whistles and drums
• Glass, thermal or metal containers
• E-cigarettes and vaping devices
• Banners, signs, placards for any Democrat
• Drones
